she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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