girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.