margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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