im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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