Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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