question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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