I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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