New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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