it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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