Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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