3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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