we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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