there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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