so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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