Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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