This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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