Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We need to get me chipped asap
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.