In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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