only if we run a train.
done.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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