She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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