Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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