I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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