he thought i was a dude.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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