If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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