i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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