I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He better not be in your backpack
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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