I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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