Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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