it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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