She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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