She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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