ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
