Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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