maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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