There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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