I CAN MOONWALK!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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