Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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