I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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