idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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