Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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