So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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