She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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You took a bar mat shot.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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