yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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