so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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