She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You smell like stripper and shame
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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