i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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