I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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