i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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