She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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