I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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